Something I’m eating is stopping me up.
My innards are blocked in a poop pileup.
Could it be chocolate, creamy and sweet?
I hope it’s not chocolate I should not eat!
Something I’m eating is making me bloat.
Could it be food with a high fructose coat?
Candy bars, soft drinks, cereal and such –
I think I’m bingeing on way to much!
Something I’m eating is keeping me plump.
Could it be flour that sticks to my rump?
Do cakes and cookies and fluffy white bread
keep those pounds from being shed?
Something I’m eating is causing this grief.
I must stop this cycle to get some relief.
I’ll start to eat right and I won’t eat too quick,
so next time I’m dining I will not get sick!